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Horror Mall - Horror Books, Horror E-books, and Horror Collectibles » Books » BENJAMIN'S PARASITE by Jeff Strand (Trade Paperback)

BENJAMIN'S PARASITE by Jeff Strand (Trade Paperback)
BENJAMIN'S PARASITE by Jeff Strand (Trade Paperback) 

At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites.

This is the story of just one.

A really, really nasty one.

Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good...

Now everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways. His personality is developing a few "quirks." But the biggest change is that he has a bunch of evil and/or psychotic people trying to hunt him down to acquire the parasite. His only hope is Julie, a gorgeous bounty hunter who may or may not have Benjamin's best interests in mind, and who may or may not be competent enough to help him anyway.

Jeff Strand, author of The Sinister Mr. Corpse, Gleefully Macabre Tales, and Pressure, delivers his most outrageous adventure yet—an over-the-top mix of gruesome body horror and a wacky road trip comedy.

You'll laugh until your intestines scramble.
 

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Author: David Dickey
Benjamin's Parasite was just a delight to read. I don't think anyone in the genre can mix humor and horror the way Jeff Strand does. This book was a blast and I loved every minute of it. It kind of has that Harold and Kumar feel to it. There's one simple problem thats trying to get fixed. A lot easier said than done though. There are just problems on top of problems. All of the characters are a trip to read with my personal favorite being the brothers. "Vengeance!" An author that came to mind while reading this is Christopher Moore, another of my favorites. This is a wild and wacky ride all to get one little parasite out....well maybe not too little. Check it out and have a laugh or two.


Author: William C. Rasmussen
Benjamin's Parasite by Jeff Strand is a decent read, but humor in horror, for me, is not a good mix. I loved his novel, Pressure, a fantastic serious read! But Benjamin's Parasite is not bad, there's a lot of humor, and a lot of people love that type of horror. To me, though, he tries a lot to emulate Joe Lansdale with his Hap and Leonard series, but comes up a bit short. Benjamin's Parasite is a decent effort from Mr. Strand, but unlike Lansdale, he goes a bit over-the-top with his humor a bit too much. A good tale, though, with a neat little monster and recommended.


Author: Jack Staynes
I like a nice Jeff Strand story, it's refreshing for me to read one, in 'Benjamin's Parasite' Jeff Strand takes you on a road trip like no other. Follow Benjamin Wilson in his quest to get rid of his unwanted visitor. Along the way meeting some clumsy thug brothers, a gang of vile rednecks and Benjamin's little guest. I blew through this book in a day, a great read as always.


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