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BENJAMIN'S PARASITE by Jeff Strand (Digital Edition)
BENJAMIN'S PARASITE by Jeff Strand (Digital Edition) 

At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites.

This is the story of just one.

A really, really nasty one.

Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good...

Now everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways. His personality is developing a few "quirks." But the biggest change is that he has a bunch of evil and/or psychotic people trying to hunt him down to acquire the parasite. His only hope is Julie, a gorgeous bounty hunter who may or may not have Benjamin's best interests in mind, and who may or may not be competent enough to help him anyway.

Jeff Strand, author of The Sinister Mr. Corpse, Gleefully Macabre Tales, and Pressure, delivers his most outrageous adventure yet—an over-the-top mix of gruesome body horror and a wacky road trip comedy.

You'll laugh until your intestines scramble.

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SKU SKU308171
Store: Darkside Digital
Author: Jeff Strand
Publisher: Delirium Books
Cover Artist: Mike Bohatch
File Size: 40.5 MB (PDF), 1.1 MB (MOBI), 664 KB (EPUB), 35 MB (.MOV)
Word Count: 60,885
Price: $5.95
Reward Points:5

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Author: adam hartley
When I first heard of this novel coming out I'll admit I did not know what to expect. This being my first Jeff Strand book, I had to base my decision solely on how much others enjoyed it.

Benjamin is your everyday run of the mill high school English teacher. He spends his days teaching and his nights grading papers. He has a lovely wife, who he still desires after all these years, and a typical teenage daughter. Yes Benjamin has a pretty normal life and enjoys the small luxuries when he can. That is until the day of his meat cleaver swinging student's (Brian) funeral. When Benjamin heard about Brian's death, he just could not believe his ears. The poor boy went insane for sure.. Little did Benjamin know, he'd be next to lose his mind and more.

Something isn't right inside of Benjamin. He's feeling some changes that he cannot explain. His desires such as gambling, eating sweets, and making love to his wife, have increased a hundred fold. He can feel himself becoming slightly different and is hit by the most excruciating pain he's ever felt in his life. Benjamin is rushed to the hospital and kidnapped by a woman named Julie he's never met before and will probably wish he never had.

What follows is a sometimes zany, sometimes serious, but often times hilarious tale of two people on the run to remove Benjamin's parasite. The clock is against him now, will he make it in time?

If you read any book this year, it should be this one.

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